News Feed: Jess and Joey are now in a complicated relationship <3 1:54am

You're awesome and fabulous. Your Facebook states otherwise. We guarantee it. Besides proving you are not a hologram it doesn't do anyone much justice.
So, what does your Facebook page say about you?

First things first. The Relationship Status:

1. From In a Relationship, to Single, to In a Relationship again... to Single again (within 2 weeks).
The world does not need to know about your incapability to stay broken up with your boyfriend. Leave it blank.

2. It's Complicated: Doesn't saying that your relationship status is complicated make it more complicated?
The answer is yes, yes it does!

3. It's Complicated with [Insert Name Here]: We're really glad you are both proud of your unstable relationship.
It's complicated without marriage, real problems and children in the mix? Do yourself a favor, move on.

4. In an Open Relationship: It can't get more open than this.
You can't decide if you want John or Adam or Brittney.

Bottom line: Relationships are tough. Maybe that's why the DMV only gives you three choices: Single, Married and Widowed.

Peace & Love,

Jess & Joey


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