Douchebag Magnetism 101

Welcome to Douchebag Magnetism 101.

A phenomena easily defined, not as easily avoided.
Like us, if this were actually a class, many of you would have aced it. We have all been there.
There's no one exception, everybody at one time or another has encountered a Douchebag.
You remember. That guy that made you feel worthless? Incapable? Stupid?
Well remember him well, because you will never waste your time again.

Three words: Education through classification.

1. Sir Will NotBeCourteous Douche: Thinks of himself as royalty, far fetch from being a Gentleman. Won't even consider the possibility of opening a door for you.
Seriously? His arm won't fall off. We promise.

2. Gold Medalist Douche: Thinks walking is a race, and he has to get there first.
You are not his entourage, you are his date. He should be walking next to you or behind you. It's not your shoes, its common courtesy.

3. Dudche: He calls you dude...more than once.
If you are not arm wrestling and having a burping contest then there's no need for it. If you are, well then you asked for it.

4. The Wake-Up Call Douche: Always "forgets" to call you, unless its 2AM.
Guess what? You didn't ask for a 2am wake up call! Hang up!

5. In Love With Myself Douche: He has too much love to give...to himself.
He can even make a conversation about PMS about himself. How magical.

You deserve the best! It's not the end of the world if you encountered one of these!
Laugh it off! Awesome and free, the best therapy there is :)

Peace & Love,

Jess & Joey


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