And we're back.

In honor of our disappearance for a week with no signs of life, we are talking about The Madouchian today.
What can we say, we were busy. We really were though. One of us was graduating while the other one was off interviewing.
So let's be honest, busy happens.
Life comes in bursts.

We missed you. We're sorry.

Let's call this the week of the come back.
What does that mean?
Besides the fact that we are back,
The Madouchian is as well, and he's out to get you. Remember him? That guy you were seeing and then...(feel free to insert preferred mode of disappearance here).
But wait, he's texting again after a week!!! (Yeah, THAT guy)

He wants to see you, and well...let's just say it hasn't been your best week.
Needless to say, you are bound to go straight for the...cheese.
Beware. If you really want it, make sure he does to.
You don't want to devote another couple of weeks thinking
he died and having to spend yet another round of countless hours reading over the obituaries just to make sure he didn't expire. Well, here's one thing that should expire: his disappearing act.

Now that you know he is alive and kicking you better button those pants and make sure that underneath them you are sporting your can't touch me underwear.
If that's not enough to keep you in a "safe haven" then go buy a cage, lock yourself in it and swallow the key. If that's too extreme, then just stay away.

The Madouchians come and go... and come back, just to leave again.
Each time with more pyrotechnics and special effects than the one before.
Don't go ahead and pay triple for a one-way ticket to a crappy show.

Ask yourself: "would I ever see a David Copperfield show more than once?". If your answer is no, then walk away. If your answer is yes well then brace yourself for fireworks and smoke because this one won't even come back after the curtain call.

Peace & Love,

Jess & Joey

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