Forget being scared of the IRS. If a limo ever parks in front of our house, we're running out the backdoor.
Why? Because it can only mean one thing.
Rejection.
The walk-o-shame has been upgraded to the lim-o-shame.
If you take the 4 hour season finale of The Bachelor XXV and condense it into one sentence, here is what happened:
A man changed his mind. (Cue: America freak out!)
In keeping with THE BIGGEST SHOCKER IN BACHELOR FINALE HISTORY theme, we're throwing a curve ball ourselves.
We retract our nomination for Jason Mesnick as the Biggest Douchebag of the Week.
Instead, we nominate ABC.
ABC you are the Biggest Douchebag of the Week.
You and your dirty rating stunts.
In other news, Wheel of Fortune has reached its 5,000 episode milestone. Proof that you can achieve success by staying classy.
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very true, ABC is manipulating people into making horrible decisions and that's whats wrong here.
ReplyDelete-bring back the sitcom
abc: guilty as charged
ReplyDelete"I thought you said TV was bad?"
ReplyDelete"It is, but we fucking need it"
Adult Swim and G4 are the only good in this world...
-M