Well, no more! Unless it’s a good excuse, don’t insult our intelligence. You shouldn’t expect us to believe that your dog chewed your iPhone and were unable to replace it for 10 days.
A few excuses we’ve uncovered:
1. My phone’s battery was dead
Don't expect us to believe you didn't charge your phone's battery for an entire week. It's not like we're in 1992 and you have Zach Morris' Motorola DynaTAC 8000X that costs $2/minute.
2. Had to manage an emergency. Can’t really talk about it.
Whoa! Is it really necessary the 5th grade game of “I have a secret, but I can’t tell you?” If he had a real emergency, then he should say it and tell you he’ll call later. Spare us the details. Shit happens all the time and hope your emergency gets sorted out quickly. Lying about that, however, would just probably mean that he did have an emergency: banging that blonde.
3. Had to lend my phone to Justin’s roommate and he just left it at the bar… never to be seen again
Oh, ok. That makes sense. Give me a few minutes to call you back. I’ll call as soon as my cat finishes TwitterBerry-ing THE_REAL_SHAQ.
4. Fell asleep and woke up at 11:30pm. Didn’t want to wake you.
Oh, I love you. Oops, did I just say that after a few days? It’s just that you were so considerate, and I love that. You remind me of how old I am. I forgot I’m 65 and go to sleep right after Wheel of Fortune.
5. I was too busy with… that project I told you.
He didn’t have 5 minutes to call you and say he was busy and that he’d call later. We guarantee he was busy… with that secretary from the 10th floor.
That’s what he said!
Have a good laugh with these excuses. Maybe he really was busy and forgot to call. The difference is that as soon as he can, he will call you. This will occur in less than a week.
Don’t sit around waiting for a douchebag’s phone call!
Peace & Love,
Jess & Joey
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